thelegendary-nico:

beatlemeat:

This. Peel away at my layers. Everything that makes me ME…and at the core, Looney Tunes is all you’ll find.

Anonymous asked
How much can samus bench press in the girlfriends scale

noszle:

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ONE JUMBO SPACE WIFE, or maybe 2 small wives. 

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I hope this covers it for you 😎💪

prokopetz:

How to tell whether a fairy tale has been sanitised for upper class audiences:

Published Version: And then the peasant hero learned a valuable lesson about the virtue of humility and not straying above one’s station.

Oral Tradition: And then the peasant hero killed the evil nobleman and lived in his house.

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain